Whack Jobs Apply Within

     I came really really close to not writing this blog. Of course I realized that I have never shied away from anything. I’ve made fun of super models, hobos, Lindsey Lohan’s vagina, and of course Univeralists, so I had to bite the bullet and write this.

     It all started with a video someone had posted on Facebook. I clicked the link and got sidetracked by something else and I started thinking about conspiracy theories and how they affect not only our way of thinking but also out culture.

     The reason I almost didn’t write this is due to most conspiracy theorists being batshit crazy. They attack you and try and beat you into their crazy flake ideology by throwing all sorts of crazy shit at you. When you debunk them they always say you’re one of “them”.

     Who exactly are “they”? Of course I then had to research this entire blog just to find out who “they” are. Jesus, just once I’d like a clear cut answer. It’s always “them”, never a him, or a wuzzle, or even a what. If you ask who “they” are there’s always that exasperated look as if you’re the one who’s batshit crazy.

     The conspiracy theories are too numerous too mention. The moon landing, who shot JFK, Who shot JR, and the reasoning behind why a male teletubby would carry a purse. Why is there always more than one theory? Couldn’t they all agree on one clear cut obvious answer?

     I delved into the theory that 9/11 was an inside job. There are a multitude of reasons down to the way the buildings themselves collapsed. As if the official al-Qaeda reason wasn’t bad enough you have these conspiracytards saying it was a controlled demolition. Why? What? Are you high? I could try and explain it but it would take three blogs and you’d be begging me to stop. Wait, I hear that every time I have sex (sorry couldn’t help myself).

     Let’s pretend for a second that Orwell never wrote 1984. Let’s clear the words thought crime, hate speech, and big brother from our vocabulary. If that book had never been written there would be no conspiracy theories. Think about it for a moment and you’ll see where I’m going. What was the central theme of ’84?

     Government control. Big Brother recreated history and rewrote it to suit his needs. You were closely monitered and words like hate speech and thought crime eliminated any freedoms that the citizens held dear. If you were thought to be a traitor you were brainwashed and reprogrammed to love Big Brother and embrace him as a great leader.

Before that book came out no one really spoke out loud against the government. After all, they were elected by us, so they wouldn’t hurt us would they? Orwell opened the door to make us question our leaders, even our belief systems. Suddenly it was ok to question the motives of our elected officials.

If Orwell hadn’t written 1984 maybe someone else would have but we wouldn’t have the idea of Big Brother or the knowledge that hate speech and thought crime certainly do exist in our society. Orwell gave our innermost thoughts and fears a voice and without that book and the idea that somehow our elected officials were out to harm us wouldn’t exist.

1984 gave birth to conspiracy theories. You have the Roswell conspiracy that still exists today and Orwell planted those seeds. What if is always the big question and sometimes 2+2 doesn’t equal four. Conspiracy theories feed on our paranoia and doubt.

What led me to this thought process was the video I saw called Sandy Hook Exposed. This video has tons and tons of views and as I watched I was like totally makes sense. I could see how it could happen. The idea was that the government wanted to pass stricter gun laws so they decided to hire a bunch of crisis actors and pull off this massive school shooting so no one would question it.

Seems totally logical because there’s some truth to it. Like all conspiracy theories there always is some truth behind the bullshit. The idea of stricter gun control has just recently come about and for good reason but to pull off something like this is just a tad offensive to me. These are real grieving families that are being hounded by so called truthers who are demanding that they come forward and admit it was a hoax.

If you watch this video sure it makes sense but a lot of what they were implying was taken out of context. Some of the things in the video that were shown were immediatley discarded but there was a logical explanation. It was ruled out as false and not even considered part of the case.

In a tragedy like this there is going to be a lot of information coming in so if course once it’s validated it’s presented as factual but when you’re reporting on something that is happening second by second everything is thrown out as news even if it has nothing to do with the actual case. It happens all the time.

I personally found the medias handling of this invasive and rude. I didn’t want to talk about it out of respect for the families but once I saw how much effort was being put forth to present this as a hoax I was saddned that people were actually buying into this. These families have suffered enough. They need privacy and respect.

Now I need to move along and expose who “they” are. Remember I was talking about “them” and why there were so many of “them”. I’m sure I’ll get a few comments about this blog and not everyone is going to be amused but it’s ok. I’m a big boy and can take whatever people hurl at me.

The “they” that I’m referring to is of course the illluminati. This is the ancient and shadowy group of elited who control nearly every aspect of life on this planet. You name it they control it and we’re also talking about the New World Order which is also tied into the illuminati. This is their goal. They want a one world government.

Don’t believe me? Check this out
This was in a Disney cartoon called Duck Tales. Walt was supposedly in the illuminati and his signature contained three sixes. Walt Disney was one of those who supposedly wanted a totalitarian government. It gets better. More proof of the illuminati? It’s in your wallet and purse image

That’s supposedly proof of the illuminati as well. Now if this is supposed to be a secret orginazation they sure are leaving a lot of clues laying around. Who knows, maybe it’s a warning of some sort.

It’ such a crazy theory I was once told my vote doesn’t really matter because the illuminati has already picked our president and every single election is rigged. Wait, a damn minute. If this is true they hand selected George W Bush to be our president? Are you kidding me? He was the worst president we’ve ever had and he was hand selected to be our leader?

Stock market crash? Orchestrated by the illuminati to usher in a one world currency. Still waiting for that one to happen. Aren’t they a little late? This idea of us all being brainwashed is a little crazy but we are a little gullible. We perceive every story on the news as fact.

We live in a country that has freedom of the press and free speech yet we don’t use it to our full advantage. Is every news article factual? Of course not but we knew that right? 2+2 doesn’t always equal 4. Do you realize how many people are shot in the head for reading a newspaper? I just want to read the news. Bang!

The idea of some shadowy group of people controlling everything makes sense and we want it to be true. Lord, how we want it all to make sense. Rising gas prices? Illuminati. The illuminati controls everything! Even us! They have made us all puppets and we had no idea!

Now who’s in the illuminati? The pope, Barrack Obama, every president we ever had, the queen of England, maybe the entire staff of Fox News, the Rockefellers. Anyone who has power. Now the sketchy part. These are people that are also in the illuminati. Lady Gaga, Kanye West, Eminem, Rihanna, Jay-Z and this lady who gained national attention for flashing an illuminati symbol Beyonce
Why are these people labeled illuminati? They insert a great deal of illuminati symbols into their artwork etc. Yeah, I know. A bunch of shitty popstars are a part of one of the supposed greatest secret societie of all time. Wait, it makes sense right? They are influential so it makes sense that these performers would be hand selected to spread the message of a new world order.

There are all sorts of messages and clues inserted into popular music including Ke$ha’s Die Young video and that is some serious chizz. It’s full of illuminati symbols. Problem is she’s really hot so I had to watch it twice to actually catch it. The point of this isn’t to expose the illuminati but to get people to think for themselves. Don’t be a puppet.


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